Just Kidding, OMG...

Disney College Program Video

Fri, 30 Jan 2009 02:15:57 GMT

I finally got bored enough to make a movie of my college program at Walt Disney World.

Here it goes:

Tue, 20 Jan 2009 16:31:13 GMT

WORLD HISTORY. TODAY!

T minus 30 minutes until we get rid of the worst president in modern history. Goodbye Bush! goodbye!!!

O-BA-MA, O-BA-MA!

Sun, 18 Jan 2009 17:40:21 GMT

CAN ANYONE ON MY FRIENDS LIST GET ME A BUDDY PASS SO I CAN FLY TO MISSISSIPPI?

I Miss Florida

Sun, 18 Jan 2009 03:47:49 GMT

My roommate Becca uploaded a ton of videos from when we were down there. But this one, I just love it, hahaha.

This is an epic pillow fight between me and my boy:

Things That Make My Dick Go Limp:

Fri, 16 Jan 2009 18:16:05 GMT

This is just pt. 1, mind you.

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/showbiz/2009/01/16/sbt.ann.coulter.pt2.cnn

Ann Coulter. UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Good News, Bad News:

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 17:35:45 GMT

The good news is, Chuck and I have been dating for 6 months officially today.

The bad news is that he is miles and miles and miles away in a horrible place called: Mississippi.

I will be with him in a week, but I miss him terribly, and it's even more real just because I'm spending such a special day alone. I'm not usually sentimental about dates, but this one was supposed to be right.

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 02:41:33 GMT

I'm pretty sure, that I'm a horrible person for loving every minute of people crying when they don't get picked on American Idol.

Oh goodness.

Why Won't She Just Got Away?!

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 19:07:29 GMT

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/

Dear Sarah Palin,

Stop blaming everyone for you losing the election. Yes, you. You lost it for John McCain, because had he picked a competent running mate, he would have AT LEAST had a chance.

Christ, could she please stop whining. First she blamed Tina Fey, then Katie Couric. Maybe she should just shut up already.

ugh.

Sun, 11 Jan 2009 00:01:59 GMT

P.S.: I updated all of my photo tags in my entries, so if you'd like to go through them, you can see some adorable bunnies, cute pictures of my nephew, and probably a slew of other ridiculously cute/fun times in my life.

Out like a fat kid in dodgeball,

~a.H.~

Sat, 10 Jan 2009 16:04:41 GMT

I'm mildy addicted to Daddy's Girls on MTV. What a great show. Finally, a show that doesn't capitalize on Stereotypical Black Girls!

Bah, they're young, gorgeous, kinda super skinny, and trying to get their shoe business off the ground. I dunno, but I'm in love with the show.

Update about my Ovary

Fri, 09 Jan 2009 18:35:32 GMT

I found out on Monday that I have a relatively huge cyst on my left ovary. Yippee. They aren't even giving me anything for it. They just said that if it is any bigger in a month, we'll have to discuss surgery.

My oldest sister has a huge benign tumor in her uterus that is the size of a 5 month old baby. She has to get it taken out on the 23rd of this month because it is starting to take over her blood supply. Yikes.

Darn my heredity.

My message to Chuck

Tue, 06 Jan 2009 04:28:20 GMT

Feeling A Little Bitter This Christmas...

Thu, 25 Dec 2008 15:20:57 GMT

So had been cast as Iridessa, the light fairy at the magic kingdom, I would have gotten to be on a float in Disneyland for the parade.

::sigh::

Watching the parade is making me miss Orlando even more.

Anywho, look for me in the audience at Miley Cyrus' shitty performance of Santa Claus is coming to town. I'm wearing silver Minnie ears.

My mom liked her present.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

~a.H.~

Christmas Wish List

Mon, 22 Dec 2008 18:34:21 GMT

-To win the lottery

-To fly to Paris with Chuck instead of being trapped in frostbite Kentucky

For the record, me and Chuck are still dating. Yes, he's still in Orlando, and will be moving back to Mississippi for the spring semester of school, but we're going to NYC during his spring break, and we plan to talk every single day.

When he said goodbye to me at the airport today I couldn't stop crying. I just want to be with him, I hate that I'm in this hell-hole (well, my house is nice, but KY is ridiculous) without him.

Bleh, Happy Holidays!

Fri, 12 Dec 2008 18:24:25 GMT

Trans-Siberian Orchestra rocks my face this winter.

Wizards in Winter is obv my favorite.

Get that shit!

Sun, 07 Dec 2008 17:21:44 GMT

I was at the taping of the Christmas parade at Disney World yesterday. Miley Cyrus kinda can't sing live at all...or recorded I think...

I have video I will post of it in the future, but watch the parade on Christmas Day on ABC, and in her audience when she's singing Santa Claus is coming to town, look for my silver mickey ears in the crowd.

CHRISTMAS UPDATE

Sat, 06 Dec 2008 15:03:41 GMT

Survey Thing...

Sat, 29 Nov 2008 20:52:23 GMT

TEN things you wish you could say to TEN different people right now

10) I only met you once, and I fucking hate you.

9)Please stop sending me facebook messages. No, I don't want to be friends again.

8) Can you send me some money? haha.

7) You're the cutest boy in the entire world, and I think I'm falling in love with you more and more each day, and that's just mildly frightening because I know that in a month this is going to be seriously complicated.

6) I wish you would get fat. Just because I'm selfish, and it irks me.

5) I don't believe half of the things you say, I just don't.

4) I'm really sorry that happened, and that you were so hurt by it. Things better happen for a reason, because otherwise that was just brutal.

3) Why don't we talk anymore? We drift apart all the time, but we never really act as best friends, which is sad.

2) I wish you a lot of luck in life. You just need to take some time and get yourself together.

1) What ever happened to you?! you like fell off the face of the planet.

NINE things about yourself

9) When I like a song, I will play it 15 times in a row. My itunes most played list can attest to that.

8) I'm self-conscious, but a lot less so than people are led to believe.

7) I'm a lot less innocent than people tend to think, which is a good and bad thing.

6) I almost never go to work. I just beg for extra days off, which makes me feel super lazy, but I just don't really like working in retail in an amusement park.

5) I wish I could win the lottery, almost every night I wish for that.

4) I can't touch my toes...

3) I want to live in a big city in a loft apartment that I completely decorate and learn to like coffee and read by the fire place.

2) I like sleeping on the floor more than on the bed.

1) I was born 3 months early.

EIGHT ways to win your heart

8) Funfetti cake.

7) Pick me up and carry me (but don't grunt about it like I'm twice your size.)

6) Tell me about a time something reminded you of me.

5) Cuddle, for a long period of time.

4) Listen to me.

3) Talk with me for hours about nothing.

2) Please please be ambitious.

1) Sing in the car with me.

SEVEN things that cross your mind a lot

7) "I need money"

6) "I'm cold"

5) "PAINKILLERS!"

4) "I'm tired"

3) "I hate my job"

2) "Did I just say that out loud? My thoughts are so loud..."

1) "I need to clean"

SIX things you do before you fall asleep

6) Brush my teeth

5) Wash my face

4) Moisturize

3) Pin back my hair

2) Put a bottle of water next to my hair.

1) Tuck my feet under the blanket.

FIVE people who mean a lot at the moment

5) Mom

4) Lanie

3) Chuck

2) Santa

1) Tasha

FOUR things you see right now

4) Home Alone on tv

3) bottle of water

2) Three's Company dvds

1) "Get well" flowers

THREE songs that you listen to often

3) Peach Plum Pear by Joanna Newsom

2) Brand New Colony by The Postal Service

1) You Got a Friend In Me from Toy Story (I hate working)

TWO things you want to do before you die

2) Host Saturday Night Live

1) get married.

ONE confession

1) I constantly imagine dropping out of school, moving to L.A. and getting discovered. haha.

Fri, 28 Nov 2008 05:52:56 GMT

Thanksgiving made me so obese. Eww.

Time to overload on the gym and pretty much not eat so that my pants can fit again. ugh.

Ouch

Tue, 25 Nov 2008 18:55:03 GMT

I've got some time before I have to go to work, so I figured I'd update.

I'm doing really shitty. My left ovary has been killing me, so I finally went to the hospital. Turns out there is some amount of fluid behind it, and they aren't sure what it came from.

They put me on a nice morphine drip, and decided to do a pelvic exam, and two ultra sounds. The ob/gyn told me I had the smallest uterus she had ever seen. Um, thanks?

To make matters worse, because they don't know what's wrong, they can't really start fixing it, which basically means I have to keep going back. One doctor told me it could be endometriosis. I wikipedia'd that shit. Not something I want to have.

I have another appointment on Wednesday, but until then, I have to beg disney to let me off work early/let me sit down at work, since I'm extremely hopped up on codeine at present.

I'm thinking about just getting my ovaries removed. They are killing me, and I'd much rather adopt anyway.

~a.H.~

Tue, 18 Nov 2008 03:29:39 GMT

Am I seriously the only person who doesn't bite the head off of animal shaped cookies first?

I always go for the hands/hooves/feet/paws.

Update on the protein update

Fri, 14 Nov 2008 01:56:13 GMT

I'm apparently severely hypoglycemic again. Which means I'm supposed to like cut waaaaaay back on carbs for a long time again. Size 2 here I come again.

But it's miserable. Thanksgiving is pretty much carbsgiving. Mashed potatoes, sweet potatoes, rolls, pies, stuffing.

WTF

Doesn't matter, I'll be working most likely. I kinda miss cold weather and the thought of going home on weekends/driving and stuff.

But I love Florida, and I'm really happy here. I just wish I could visit home for a week. And bring the boy to show off. teehee

Shit, man.

Tue, 11 Nov 2008 17:27:47 GMT

For the past week I've wanted nothing more than a cheeseburger, spaghetti with meatballs, or something with high beef content.

I am mainly a chicken-tarian, but fuck man, I want some damn beef.

Needless to say this is increasingly awkward and discouraging to me. Maybe I'll get some veggie burgers or something.

-fin-

ebay exclusive (ignore otherwise)

Sun, 09 Nov 2008 22:31:14 GMT

Wed, 05 Nov 2008 16:25:36 GMT

So my entire apartment complex came outside, on their balconies, in the streets, and danced and cheered and sang for hours! I was so excited. I was also a little wasted.

It is such an important day in American history. So quit hating, the entire world is watching now, and they are so happy with our choice!